In Honor of Dick Clark

Approaching the New Year, I’m in a comparing mood.
So, let’s take a peek at 2004 and 2005

2004—State I lived in: Ala-freakin’-bama
2005—State I’ve moved to: Mississippi

2004—Number of jobs: 3 (One official, two part time)
2005—Number of jobs: 1 (One official)

2004—Number of times I’ve held an alligator:0
2005---Number of times I’ve held an alligator: 1

2004—Number of times I’ve worked with endangered species: 0
2005—Number of times I’ve worked with endangered species: 50

2004—Number of times on a “real” date: 2
2005—Number of times on a “real” date” 10

2004—Number of experiments in accidental beer making: 0
2005---Ditto: 1 (See “What I Learned on Saturday” post)

2004—Number of churches I went to: 1
2005—Number of churches I went to: 8, and still church shopping! (It’s hard to find a spiritual home after you move.)

2004-- Number of luster-glosses by Bobbi Brown: 0
2005-- Number of luster-glosses by Bobbi Brown: 1 (Thanks Sarah!)

2004--What I meant when I said “my sister”: M
2005--What I meant when I said “my sister”: K---Both are my sisters. I’m just living closer to one than the other now.

AND THE NUMBER ONE COMPARISON ON EVERYONE’s MIND (especially if they read this blog regularly…)

2004: Number of Naked Masturbating Men Standing Outside my Window: 0
2005: Number of Naked Masturbating Men Standing Outside my Window: 0

YEA! (Let’s keep 2003 a distant memory for Naked Masturbating Men.)